Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Resolution Contest!

I have never done a contest on my blog (I don't think), so here is a new year's present to you (depending on if you think a signed copy of my book and a button are presents):

I never do new year's resolutions, but I know people love them. Send a comment to this blog post by Tuesday, January 8 (Elvis's birthday!) with your new year's resolution, and the person with the funniest resolution wins a signed copy of Get Well Soon and a frowny-face button (now kind of rare until I decide to print some more). Good luck, resolutionists!

8 comments:

The Page Flipper said...

My New Year's resolution is to clean out my closet. This is a HUGE feat to accomplish. There are clothes EVERYWHERE, as well as trash and books and papers and anything else that I didn't want in my room. I kind of use my closet as a giant garbage can. If I have something that I know I don't need/want (such as a small chiapet stuffed animal) I'll throw it into my closet. Yeah, I'm a pack rat. But it's accumulated quite a bit, and I can't even find my clothes now! So I'm going to try and semi-organize it, and refrain from throwing random junk in there in the future. I'm glad this is a New Year's resolution, considering it MAY take all year to clean that thing out.

Jessica said...

My resolution is to STOP BEING A KLUTZ!!! It may seem like a ridiculous goal but its necessary! I’ve sprained my right ankle probably 6 times this past year and my left wrist 5 times! All due to being a klutz! For example falling up the stairs, tripping over nothing, and falling flat on my face! Also slipping and falling on the ice directly on my butt! And to accomplish the difficult goal of being graceful, I am going to practice walking, talking like a normal person everyday of 2008 so by 2009 I will be no longer klutzy!

Scarlet said...

hmm, i dont know what my resolution is. wait, i think it's to stop reading so fast. my mom gets angry at me for reading so much and when i buy books (i probably spend the most money on books in a year) and she gets angry at me for spending so much time discussing books. so i will read a little slower this year. instead of finishing that book in 2 days, it'll now take 3. lol.

Alex said...

alex's new years resolution

"To eventually have the guts to stand in public and shout something ridiculous..like...I wear clean underwear."

and I'm serious to. :D

mesanchez08 said...

My new year's resolution is to stop making new year's resolutions. Every year I committ myself to stop drinking so much soda, exercise more, lose wait, stop procrastinating, clean my room more often, be more patient, etc etc. I am tired of breaking resolutions only a week into the new year, so this year, I resolve to not make a resolution. Oh crap, I just broke my resolution to not make a resolution by making said resolution. Oh well, maybe next year...

Sera said...

My New Year's Resolution is to start liking people. I work with them so why not

shartley2 said...

I resolve to only eat dill pickles. I am tired of sweet pickles. Unless it is the sweet pickles bus 'cause those guys are all right ... givin' me books ... like Bread and Jam for Francis ... Miss Nelson is Missing ... those pickles are ok ... but not to eat ... i won't eath the dudes from the sweet pickles bus ...

Malathionman said...

Malathionman’s New Years Resolution- To get that extreme make over I have always wanted. I think I want the “Zac Efron” look. He is so cute.

What ever happened to the original Extreme Make Over show?