I have never done a contest on my blog (I don't think), so here is a new year's present to you (depending on if you think a signed copy of my book and a button are presents):
I never do new year's resolutions, but I know people love them. Send a comment to this blog post by Tuesday, January 8 (Elvis's birthday!) with your new year's resolution, and the person with the funniest resolution wins a signed copy of Get Well Soon and a frowny-face button (now kind of rare until I decide to print some more). Good luck, resolutionists!