I had the weirdest dream last night. For some reason I was reliving the wedding of Kate and Wills, meaning I was actually getting married in the same manner they were. I don't know if it was a contest I won, and they were both there, but the big piece of it was that I was wearing Kate's dress. I recall thinking, my god, I must be so skinny if I can fit into this dress! After the wedding (which was to my actual husband), there was a party. I wanted Pippa to help me put on my makeup because in the dream she had really dramatic, colorful eye makeup, not just that awful black eyeliner she wears in real life. And I couldn't find anything to wear except a hideous green v-neck sweater.
The dream was more interesting when I was in it.
I think the dream stemmed from this article about Kate's weight loss. In it, there is a semi-funny piece about how she makes Nicole Kidman look heavy. Lord. I guess that's funny because I'm sick of being a normal person who has felt fat for looking normal next to the twigs of Hollywood, and here is a princess who makes the Hollywood skinnies look lumpy. Maybe none of it is funny. I would like it more if Kate were huge and everyone still wanted to be her. Wouldn't that be refreshing?
What am I talking about? I don't think I slept enough last night.