There has been a lot of good stuff going around the web lately. Or maybe there always is, and I am using it now to be bad when I should be good and revising my novel. Here are some of my recent faves:
Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay - A colleague pointed this one out. She said it was probably for an assignment of bad analogies. I think many are rather hilarious and brilliant. I would like to meet these kids.
Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites at Area Cinnabon - This article from the Onion, which I thought was the funniest thing on Earth, is now not as funny that I learned they are actually reunited. Still highly entertaining.
I spent WAY too much time watching the live footage of the Harry Potter premiere at Trafalgar Square (streaming live online). The best parts can be seen below, where, in the first one, the producers make speeches, and, in the second, the actors and Jo make their speeches. You are an evil piece of poo if you don't start crying when Rupert gives his speech, and not just because Ron Weasely is my sweetie. Rupe could not be more sincere, and no matter what others may think, I adore his new wave haircut. I don't know how I'm going to make it through (or even to) the final movie without bawling the entire time. I'm already choked up.
So are you crying? If not, you must be a Slytherin.
To end on a happy note (or a frightening child-raising note, depending on how you feel about this), here is a child headbanging to Pantera.