Friday, January 14, 2011

I am Not a Sagitarius

Seeing that today is my birthday, I thought it would be appropriate to talk about this horrifying article suggesting that I am not a Capricorn.  However, I am just not funny today.  My brain is fizzly and there's nothing coming out through my fingers as I type.  Here are the NEW astrological dates, according to the Huffington Post article, due to shifting suns and moons, and okay, I really didn't read the article very closely:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

I just don't think I'm a Sagittarius.  I have all of the qualities of a Cappy (none of which I can remember right now.  But I know I do.  Right, Brian?).  Feh.  This blog post sucks.  And I know I said this before, but since I keep forgetting to post the winner of the zine contest, I'll give you one last shot (it is my birthday, after all).  Click on my post here to read about the contest and what you can win.  And I hope everyone can forgive my birthday bleariness.  What the heck is an Ophiuchus, anyway?  Maybe I should go read that article.


Kayla Olson said...

Happy birthday to you! My birthday is tomorrow, so I feel you on the whole "Wha? Sagittarius?" thing. (I also feel you on the whole not-quite-remembering-what-a-Capricorn-is thing.)

Hope you have an awesome day! :)

KT said...

Happy Birthday!

And same goes for me...I am not a Sagittarius! But I've been hearing rumors (not that I'm constantly gossiping about this topic; I saw most of it on facebook haha) that it only counts for people born after 2009.

So let's just go with that.

Have a great birthday!!

Holly said...

Happy Birthday!

Natalie Sams said...

happy birthday!! don't worry, the new zodiacs only change for people born after 2009, because it's where the stars were when you were born. you'll always be a capricorn (: happy birthday again!! (i'm gonna go post a happy birthday on your facebook too)

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

I'm going to go with the sign I was born under and stay a Scorpio forever.