Sunday, October 17, 2010

Sunday Funnies

This Sunday's paper had not one, not two, but three hilarious clothing options.  You know how I love the hideous Sunday paper shoe offerings.  This week we have more than shoes.  Behold:

I call this one the Blair Fleece Project (because Blair is the company that makes this ensemble).
I don't know what makes it so bad.  I just know I'm not ordering a sweatsuit from a newspaper ad.  Or from anywhere else, for that matter.

This is a real beaut.  They claim it is the (all CAPS) COZIEST FLANNEL LOUNGER you'll ever wear!
It makes me sad to think I would possibly wear more than one flannel lounger in my life.  If you're interested, the price is right.  2 for $19.99.  Keep one for yourself, and give one away to someone you loathe.

The final item is scaring me a little.  Because I think it is somewhat cute.
They are designed for ultimate comfort!.  They look like the perfect winter maternity shoes, for when your feet get all fat and freaky and don't fit into normal footwear.  Or maybe they just look like loaves of bread for your feet.  You be the judge.

In final Sunday paper news, I am a little pissed at the Chicago Tribune (and will be writing them a letter accordingly).  They have this feature in the funnies where they pit two comics against each other.  The one who gets the most votes stays, and the other one leaves the paper.  Originally they were doing this with comics new to the Trib, so not a bad way to figure out what their readers like.  But as of last week, they pitted one of the newbies against Broom Hilda.  That's so insulting to a classic like good o'l Broom Hilda!  How rude.  I shall exercise my right when it comes time to vote and call one million times, to prove my loyalty to the oldies.  I hope you all will do the same.  I'll let you know when it's voting time.

Enjoy your Sunday!

1 comment:

Natalie Whipple said...

I'm not sure what's worse, the fleece lounger or a snuggie. Does the lounger come in designer zebra fabric?