You are supposed to sing the title of this post, a la the B-52's "Legal Tender."
I have always wanted to do a series on my weird collections and items in my basement, and now is the time. Where to begin? I think I shall start in order of what you see first when you walk down the stairs (please ignore the cat poo on the floor. Tobin loves to leave random poos in the basement.):
I must now share this other picture of a member of the Hill gang, patriarch Hank:
Look for more on my basement tomorrow!