Not blogging for a while really stops the blogging flow, so instead of trying to explain and excuse and all that, I'm just going to pretend like I've been blogging everyday and there is no catching up to do at all. 'Kay?
Who else out there is watching The Client List? I actually started watching the show after reading about it on GoFugYourself, which is actually a fashion blog but one that likes to talk about ridiculous TV shows. Their recap intrigued me. I haven't had time to watch TV by myself in ages, but my mom came over a bunch last week. I used that time wisely and watched the first three episodes of TCL, in which J. Lo Hew's character loses her husband (vague, fo sho) and gets a job at THE RUB giving "massages." The show is filled with vagaries, like what is it exactly Jlohew (even shorter nickname!) is doing to the wangs of the oddly buff dudes coming into the parlor? Not vague? Jlohew's boobs. They get plenty of attention. Not, like, full-on naked, but they're always hanging out in some MILF-y manner.
Another thing I love about this show is that the owner of THE RUB, Ms. Georgia Cummings (aw yeah), is played by Loretta Devine. She played the hilarious aunt on the way too short-lived recent Raven-Symone (I had no idea her name spelling was so complicated!) sitcom, State of Georgia (sad. I liked that show a lot. I'll watch anything with Raven. I think she is a comic genius!). Not only that, but she plays Halle the Hippo on Doc McStuffins! So whenever she says something sassy on TCL, I hear the voice of the hippo saying, "The Big Book of Boo-Boos!" I also recommend watching Doc McStuffins. Over and over and over. The way I have to.
Who else out there is watching The Client List? I actually started watching the show after reading about it on GoFugYourself, which is actually a fashion blog but one that likes to talk about ridiculous TV shows. Their recap intrigued me. I haven't had time to watch TV by myself in ages, but my mom came over a bunch last week. I used that time wisely and watched the first three episodes of TCL, in which J. Lo Hew's character loses her husband (vague, fo sho) and gets a job at THE RUB giving "massages." The show is filled with vagaries, like what is it exactly Jlohew (even shorter nickname!) is doing to the wangs of the oddly buff dudes coming into the parlor? Not vague? Jlohew's boobs. They get plenty of attention. Not, like, full-on naked, but they're always hanging out in some MILF-y manner.
Another thing I love about this show is that the owner of THE RUB, Ms. Georgia Cummings (aw yeah), is played by Loretta Devine. She played the hilarious aunt on the way too short-lived recent Raven-Symone (I had no idea her name spelling was so complicated!) sitcom, State of Georgia (sad. I liked that show a lot. I'll watch anything with Raven. I think she is a comic genius!). Not only that, but she plays Halle the Hippo on Doc McStuffins! So whenever she says something sassy on TCL, I hear the voice of the hippo saying, "The Big Book of Boo-Boos!" I also recommend watching Doc McStuffins. Over and over and over. The way I have to.
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I saw part of an episode of this show and was totally confused. JLH grabbed some guy's action during the massage but apparently that was not supposed to happen. Yet, when she went home she had a wad of cash that she hid in a money box in the freezer. I found myself wondering where the JLH of Party of Five days went? Or even the LH of Kids Incorporated.
See, sometimes they give "happy endings" and sometimes they just give regular massages, and she got the appointments mixed up! Hi jinx ensued! I didn't know she was on Kids Inc!
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